What Can Happen When Two Strangers Bump Into Each Other; or (In)(Complete) Relationship Conversations        

Day 1:

           Oh, ‘scuse me: (didn’t see you there.)
           No (, excuse me). After you.

Day 6:

           (I’ve heard) the food is good (here).
           Everything is relative (you’ll see).

Day 9:

           That’s (not) what I meant.
           I know (what you mean).

Day 53:

           Hello! Stating the obvious here (is never wise)!
           How would I know if it is (or not)?
           But we agreed to be monogamous.
           We talked (about it). 

Day 55:

           You’re (too much) work.
           I’ll work (on) it.

Day 81:

           Why (don’t you) wear the bright-blue tie?
           Why (bright)?

Day 163:

           When people (don’t) show empathy, they usually don’t feel it.
           So tell me what (should I feel)?

Day 234:

           You (really) stink, you know that?
           Just keep your mask on.

Day 342, morning:

           We’re stuck.
           The rain will let up.

Day 342, afternoon:

           I (thought you) loved me.
           I (thought you) loved (me).

Year 4, Day 307:

           We need more diapers.
           We need (more) space.

Year 11, Day 2:

           We’re all you got.
           I (didn’t) say you weren’t.

Year 11, Day 3:

           Why are you pushing (me away)?
           I’m not (trying).

Year 11, dawn on day 4:

           When you came back, we had an agreement.
           That’s not the same (as agreeing).

Year 11, day 12:

           That’s (not) what I meant.
           I know (what you (mean/did)).
           No, you (don’t) see (me).
           Excuse me, I so do see you. (But are we having this conversation (again)?)
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