We are Kimon and Myrtias, or sometimes, Myrtias and Kimon, spawn of Cavafy, and revered guardians of the fictional writer’s guild. We do not exist. But we do create, and what we create exists in our place. We will write, quarrel, and discuss, and through this constant din of dissenting voices, produce material for you, the reader, to enjoy and ponder upon. And while we are but a puff of smoke, trailing through the endless skies, nothing would please us more than converting even a single one of you, from the realm of reality, to that of faceless thoughts.